My name's Michael, and this isn't my website.
Viewing my portfolio requires the latest version of Flash Player, which you can get here. In the event that Steve Jobs has you in a headlock, please come back the next time you're in front of an honest-to-god computer. (No offense. I, too, adore my Ipad.)
Should neither of these prove satisfying, email or call me at 803.479.8083. I'll marvel at your persistence, and we'll figure something out.